If you have never met me before, here are a few things you must know:
I say hi to the wrong people all the time, so I may have thought I’ve met you, when in fact I haven’t.
When I say, “One more picture!”, multiply that by four, each time I say it.
I am sorry if I take you somewhere with ants. But you will have to admit, it made your photos more candid.
I love Jack in the Box tacos.